I really don’t do tech. Like, REALLY.

Getting in touch with me can be challenging because I live offline! The more tech advances, the more I revert to pigeons.

If you would like to message me on Signal Messenger or Telegram, here’s how (I think!) This page is a bit of a trial to see if it’s a good idea or not. We’ll see…

If you’re a scammer, sales rep, collaboration rep or just plain rude, in the nicest possible way, please don’t contact me.

Signal Messenger

Username: @BeyondTheVan.08

Telegram:

Username: @BeyondTheVan